Why you need to get into Suits right now
Succumb to Meghan Markle mania and start watching Suits. Here's everything you need to know before binge-watching the whole series
Suits season seven returns after its mid-season break with weekly episodes from 29th March on Netflix in the UK – 12 hours after the US broadcast on Thursday 29th March. And so, for one last time, Harry's financée will appear as the sassy lawyer Rachel Zane on Thursday 26th April in the UK, in a double bill that wraps-up the season. And so, our gift to you, in celebration of the Royal Wedding, is your brand-new guilty pleasure and Netflix binge-watch.
Enter this fictional NYC law firm, full of insufferable Americans (the self-satisfied kind only hire from Harvard, you know), all one-upping each other with pop-culture references, telling strangers how attractive they are, and taking themselves all very seriously – despite the ludicrous premise of the show.
Young college drop-out and massive stoner Mike Ross (Patrick J. Adams) develops a bromance with his legal mentor – the walking ego and senior-partner Harvey Specter (Gabriel Macht) – and proves himself to be the smartest lawyer in the building, despite never actually having gone to law school.
In place of a Harvard degree, Mike slips through the recruitment net using his wit, charm and his superpower: a photographic memory. This is Good Will Hunting meets Ally McBeal, without the humour, and a big slap in the face to your mum's promise that hard work and due diligence build a man. Suits is a temple to the Mad Men by-the-seat-of-your-pants and fake-it-till-you-make-it school of inventing stuff on the spot, like all real winners.
Is Suits complete nonsense? Yes of course. But it's brilliant, unstoppably compulsive nonsense. We promise, it will soon be your new guilty pleasure.
Be up-to-date when Meghan gets written out of the show
Those clever Suits writers predicted wedding bells for Harry and Meghan before the rest of the world, and so had some time to plan how to convincingly write her out of the show – rather than just have her disappear down a manhole or under a bus at the last minute.
No one yet knows how it’s going to happen for poor old Rachel / Meghan. Will it be death? Will she emigrate? Will love carry her away? Perhaps the writers will leave the door open for her to come back if this whole Princess thing doesn’t work out?
Watch Suits and become that nauseatingly smug friend entertaining the room who, on the 19th May, is filled with insights into Markle’s performance as an actress. (Practice with us now. Sip your pimms and say: ’mmm, quite pretty, but you know she really was terribly wooden in Suits.’) We can see the quiet nods of approval from here.
That doesn’t mean there isn’t plenty of escapism. Suits bares no resemblance to reality whatsoever
Google ‘is being a lawyer anything like Suits’ and internet will attempt to slap you in the face. There has never been a law firm like this. Everyone is beautiful, smart and perfectly polished at all times with only one of three facial expressions: outraged, seductive or ‘filled with self-righteous determination’.
Because Suits is actually a ridiculous soap opera without any subtext, people also only speak in raised or silky sexy voices – all whilst using one of those three facial expressions. Expect to hear people repeatedly say: ’what the hell is this’, and ‘you kissed him?’ and ‘get out of my office’. All with a straight face. Amazing.
Everyone is a vicious psychopath
Plots, backstabbing, cruelty and the endless draw of a courtroom bust-up. There’s not a single cast member you could have a cup of tea and a chat with, without something awful happening to you. Think House of Cards – except everyone thinks they’re President Underwood. Actually, with the 'family first' storyline that wrapped up season five, it's probably more like gangster TV show. This is Peaky Blinders, with razor sharp barbs instead of razor caps.
Harvey Specter is everyone’s motivational instagram quote
The spiky-haired, Bart-Simpson look-alike Harvey Specter (Gabriel Macht) is king of the ‘I’m secretly fuming’ facial expression. But in-between staring furiously at colleagues, he’s handing out nuggets of wisdom like sweeties from the child catcher.
Looking for a life coach to help you ‘get your shit together’? Harvey Specter is your man! ‘When it feels like someone has twisted a knife in your gut, I want to twist one right back.’ Obviously, he's motivational quotes are mostly violent.
Meghan Markle is still in it – for now
And actually, that's still the best reason to watch it.